Best Rugby Jokes From Around The World

Looking for the best rugby jokes on the internet? You’ve come to the right place.

We’ve collected rugby jokes from around the world to make you laugh, no matter where you’re from.

Everyone has their favourite type of jokes. We’ve got special collections of one-liners and puns if those are what tickle your fancy.

We’ve also got a special collection of jokes for the younger rugby fans. Read on to find them all.

Rugby Jokes From Different Places

Do you want a good laugh about jokes involving your national team, the national coach, and some of the biggest clubs?

Is your best friend from a rival country on a rugby pitch? Check some of these collections out to have the last laugh.

England, Poms, And Les Rosbifs

Let’s give you a very quick flavor of the zingers.

When my mate goes to England matches, he likes to play pranks on the lads beside him. He loves Twickenham.

Want more? Check out our collection of the best England rugby jokes.

Scotland and the Scots

Another quick joke from north of Hadrian’s wall.

Q: What did Gregor Townsend do when the pitch at Murrayfield flooded?

A: He sent on his subs.

We’ve got plenty more in our collection of the best Scottish rugby jokes.

Wales and the Welsh rugby fans

Here’s one of our favorite jokes.

Q: What’s the difference between the Prince of Wales and a rugby ball at a line-out?

A: One is the heir to the throne. The other is thrown into the air.

We’ve got a whole lot more in our collection of the best Welsh rugby jokes.

Ireland and the four provinces

Want a good chuckle while standing shoulder to shoulder with fellow Irish fans? Try this one.

Did you hear that Father Murphy has taken up rugby? He’s scored a few tries but hasn’t made any conversions.

Click on this link to get our full collection of the best Irish rugby jokes.

Australia or “down under”

Did you check out our collection about the Poms? We’re equal opportunity joke-lovers.

We have plenty of jokes about Dave Rennie, Michael Cheika, and a cast of other characters in our collection of best Australian rugby jokes.

Try this quickie as a little taster:

Q: Why did God invent beer?

A: To stop Australian forwards from taking over the world.

Now, rush to check out our collection of best Australian rugby jokes.

Special Types Of Jokes

Our country collections have all types of rugby jokes. They’ve got quips, zingers, and hilarious stories.

But maybe you are a connoisseur of a special type of joke? We’ve got you covered. Don’t be like these guys who could only think of shaggy dog stories:

Love puns?

Some expert told me once that 66% of all jokes were puns. So you’re in good company.

But plenty of high-brow people didn’t approve. Freud opined that they were cheap, whatever that means.

You may think that a chap called Henry Erskine was sneering at them when he opined that “a pun is the lowest form of wit.” But he followed up by saying that “it is, therefore, the foundation of all wit”.

Talk about speaking out of both sides of your mouth!

Never mind those guys, you know what you like: a good pun.

Check out our collection of the best rugby puns.

Prefer one-liners?

Plenty of our puns also fall under the heading of one-liners. But that isn’t always the case.

These pithy quips are often best when delivered in a laconic fashion by the likes of James Bond. Or maybe the Joker.

But our choices don’t require the perfect delivery. They are so funny that they deliver themselves.

Check out our collection of the best rugby one-liners.

Rugby Jokes For Rug Rats (And Fans Who Are A Little Older)

I asked my friends to send me their best rugby jokes and spent a day chortling.

But I had to get back to most of them to plead for jokes that I could publish on a family-friendly website! Thankfully, they came through for me.

All of the collections I’ve linked above are suitable for all ages. But there are some jokes that are just perfect for kids and the young at heart.

How about this one?

Q: Why was the tiny ghost recruited to the rugby team?

A: The coaches wanted a little team spirit.

We’ve also got great ones involving elephants, dinosaurs, bumblebees, and of course, chickens. Got to have chickens.

Check out our collection of the best rugby jokes for children.

Hilarious Or Stupid Stuff That People Actually Said

Sometimes, you just can’t make it up.

There are plenty of rugby player and coaches who have lifted their foot and stuck it firmly into their mouth.

Others were intentionally and scathingly funny about their opposition (or their own team).

Check out our collection of funniest rugby quotes from real people.

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